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&, for you ill be superhuman

oh la la, jessica. canadian. seventeen again.
@JessicaaFaye

"When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. “This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar” she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’

It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?" 

Jul 24th at 8PM / via: jalpacalope / op: learninglog / 116,994 notes

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Jul 24th at 8PM / via: chelseatomecek / op: pamyuse / 95,372 notes

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Jul 24th at 12AM / via: adorability / op: orgasmic-humor / 102,795 notes
orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

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Jul 24th at 12AM / via: chelseatomecek / op: almost-relevant / 219,438 notes

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Jul 24th at 12AM / via: thefuuuucomics / op: tramampoline / 109,640 notes
jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

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oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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Jul 23rd at 12AM / via: tyleroakley / op: elfauno / 306,086 notes
elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo


Jul 23rd at 12AM / via: encourage / op: hellofromhawaii / 167,379 notes

hellofromhawaii:

So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….


Jul 20th at 10PM / via: lolsalldayeveryday / op: artvevo / 1,014,979 notes

vnished:

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.

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